You know why the interwebs exists, right? My alternative to posting snarky comments on minor blogs is to actually work at my job.

It’s far sadder to be him - a wannabe troll acting as an urbanely meta-commenter, clucking his tongue disapprovingly at the vast majority of the community for behaving as it does. Hell, I’m going as far as responding to you to avoid giving him the satisfaction of a response. But yeah. He’s sad.

Is it more or less sad than your dozens of negative posts this week alone?

UNC lost to Wofford at home. That event is why snark was invented.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

He gets to every (christian) child in one night, and eats millions of cookies and drinks millions of gallons of milk, in one night. There are clearly multiple super powers involved in this.

Santa Claus has the ability to shrink in order to fit through chimneys. If he can get himself swallowed he can shrink and find his way into the bloodstream. Once he’s in the heart he can enlarge himself and stop the heart thus killing the beast.

Jayson Tatum is legit, his shaky rookie moments are far outweighed by his holy shit moments. He’s the opposite of butt.

Such lazy journalism. Open up the TB12 Nutrition Manual and you’ll quickly learn that Guerrero doesn’t have beef with anyone. Brady is vegan most of the year, and when he’s not, he’s notorious for only eating lean meat. C’mon, man. Do some research before you publish a blog.

This is smoking hot kinja.

I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

When I saw that glowing light coming from what appears to be the heavens, I thought maybe Tim Tebow got a new gig.

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

50 + years and it looks like another injustice being brought into the light with Watts as the focal point.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

Continuing to let Kornheiser and Wilbon on the air.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

I think Romo had every non-Patriots fan reaction. “I don’t know why they’re taking so long. Wait, are they looking at the ball...[replay runs] oh, nooooo.”

Before we leap to condemn him here we have to remember that Griezmann is French and therefore was raised in a different culture. A cowardly, racist culture.