The worst Australian team since 1985 managed to dominate and easily beat Honduras over two legs in the Intercontinental play-offs. It clearly wasn’t that hard.

Oh you mean losses to the two good teams?

Which is doubly concerning given that America didn’t even win in MLS.

Starting Omar Gonzalez in every game, who now plays in Mexico but who Arena knows from MLS, ahead of Geoff Cameron and Tim Ream is sufficient to prove Williams’s argument as far as I’m concerned.

there were always red flags unfortunately Andy Reid could never decide whether to throw them

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

.00984% of the time it works every time.

Well...Pornhub is listed in there... so that covers 90% of internet users... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Arsenal

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

I don’t understand the fuss. Everyone they hire is a Brown.

Never forget.

I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

Hopefully when the aliens come to challenge us for the fate of all mankind, they allow us the honor of picking the battle and our champion. So we can stack the deck and select Alpha Zero to trounce them in Go. Unless, against all odds, they already created the game themselves. Then.. I guess we’re boned.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

That Was Bad Football

He did, because he is dead.

Now we just need to triple the size and put it in orbit so we can go full rods from god.