1) Arsenal is already screwed for this season.

I saw that season of Friday Night Lights too.

Which part: the existence of an emotional support hamster (dafuq?), said rodent being flushed down a toilet, or someone willing to fly Spirit Airlines?

I’m going to laugh my ass off in 2019 when the Lakers use this cap space on, like, Carmello Anthony and Eric Bledsoe.

Kyrie Iriving’s laughter could be heard echoing off the great ice walls at the edge of all things.

“OK Josh, here are Andrew’s MRIs....”

Bill Wennington had more range than DeAndre Jordan.

The name Ernie Grunfeld sounds like a name adult voiceover Kevin Arnold would mention when talking about the summer the new kid moved in to the neighborhood on the Wonder Years.

“...and I’d really like to thank my son.”

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

Brady gets an injury that takes him out of the game but is not career threatening, and the backup sets numerous Super Bowl records in a complete anihillation of the Eagles. In other words, he gets Bledsoed. Bonus points if the announcers say sub is the future of the franchise and Brady needs to retire after the game.

Damn all of you. ( ಠ_ಠ)

Who are you charging? The player is unknown!

Enemy Within.......... a rock

Arsenal fans who saw Özil’s genius pass that met teammate Nacho Monreal’s brilliant run for a goal in Arsenal’s game yesterday should be watering at the

Even the fanciest of dogs will be protective of their young.

Look, just because you drink your own pee, it doesn’t make you Kevin Costner.

What a dumb thing to lie about...

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too if weren’t for you pesky kids and your internet box!”

Let’s be clear, this arrogant fuck didn’t do it out of any sense of responsibility. Someone or someones who have what the Trustees and Simon only care about, money, must have finally spoken.