Baker Mayfield is a college gem. I can’t wait for the Browns to take him in the draft and have him wash out of the NFL in 2 years.

As a VT grad and unabashed Tyrod fan, I was outraged over the decision to bench him. Watching Nick Wright’s take on it, and the stats to back it up, made it smell even more, both as a football decision AND a socio-political one. I hoped Peterman would fail spectacularly.

I mustered up the Gaul to do so.

The Celtics were everywhere.

If this gets more than five stars I’m going to light myself on fire.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

Try reading those first two paragraphs again.

I know a lot of people like to talk shit about Mike and Mike and how it was basically just full of inane banter and milquetoast takes and corporate shilling, but it’s easy to lose sight of just how groundbreaking this show was considering it started 18 years ago. I mean, before this, nobody ever would have thought to…

may I suggest the Internet?

Well, I’d recommend cats, but they’re nearly as expensive in the long run, so perhaps books. Large, non-fiction tomes, specifically, biographies.

I mean, don’t send threats and harassment to the people who did come up with this whole thing, either? Like, I think it’s an incredibly shitty business model, that deserves extensive criticism, but harassing devs on social media - particularly with death threats - is never justified.

The worst part is that in all likelihood, it’s not his fault. It’s likely a high-ranking executive at EA that called the shots on this.

Impressive, I couldn’t even see the goalpost.

Why do people need to constantly talk about how PC’s run games better than consoles? Everybody already knows that. It’s such a pointless conversation.

That’s a really cool story. Can you tell it again? Do we have time?

Go to better restaurants.

Everyone has a big hard-on for Bill Belichick and his whole DO YOUR JOB mantra, but the reason that mantra works for the Patriots is because Belichick, ever the micromanager, has put best practices in place that ALLOW players to do their job.

Can’t do fucking shocked. What I can do is fucking surprised.

REALLY, A TEAM BECOMES A WHOLE LOT WORSE AFTER TRADING FOR CARMELO ANTHONY???? COLOR ME FUCKING SHOCKED.

Unless he has changed his legal name to “Jimmy Butler,” there is absolutely no sense in which Kris Dunn has turned into Jimmy Butler.