He’s the kind of person that flips board games over during family game night.

Eh.

Wasn’t this guy again, now was it?

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

Halo 5 runs at 4K, 60FPS. Forza will as well. Zoo Tycoon is 4K, 60 FPS. There’s a lot of 30 FPS stuff, but some games are hitting 60.

“Hey Takahiro...heard you had another date this weekend. Did you get any head?”

I thought the most expensive thing was this until they put it on sale

Why do soda 12-packs come in a 2x6 can box and beer 12-packs seem to always come in 3x4 can boxes? I don’t know if there’s an actual reason but if there isn’t let’s hear some theories.

Really? Never heard of that one.

A Niners second round pick is basically a New England first round pick

Part of me hopes Luck is just staying out so he can help expose the world to the fucking clown fraud that is Chuck Pagano (who I firmly believe is in the camp of coaches who think their success is their doing and not the luck of having a HOF quarterback on their roster).

People who use custom ring tones are assholes. Just use the factory settings or, better yet, keep it on silent or vibrate. I use the McGyver theme song for mine.

I believe that move is called the deadspin.

I don’t know, chiming in on a soccer thread to tell everyone you don’t enjoy soccer is pretty boring and pointless.

Only 170 fans had the privilege of seeing this minute live, but thank god at least one of them had the awareness to film it.

Calm the fuck down there, Black Mirror.

You’re fucking delusional.

Half Life 3 Confirmed.


Also, can we also finally get disclosure as to where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?