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Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

I think Godzilla speaks for all Nats fans:

Whoa hang on, did you just compare a quarterback getting hurt while choosing to play a SUPER FUCKING DANGEROUS game to a rape victim?

You are comparing football to rape, but I am the one....right.

Sometimes watching highlights like these makes me wish I lived in Cleveland so I could see him play in person. Then I remember Cleveland and decide highlights on the computer are good enough.

What? You’re an Arsenal fan and a Packers fan. You think that’s Purgatory?

I also can’t believe that they made another Assassin’s Creed that shares similarities with previous Assassin’s Creed games that sold extremely well...

I think Gruden choosing to throw from the shotgun on third and one twice in a row to end the half (leading to 14 points the other way) MAY have contributed to this “break out party”. But, what the fuck do I know, I am just a stupid Redskins fan. A very stupid Redskins fan.

Little Caesars: Come see our empty insides before we do the same to you.

I honestly believe Spurs have a better back line than United’s, but that’ll be settled Saturday.

This is an era in which Spurs can credibly claim ownership of the Premier League’s best striker, best attacking midfielder, best defense

Sports consultant: After poring over data, we have determined that high fives predict performance; both for teams that are ranked up high or those that are down low.

can we get some input from a team which hasnt lost twice as many games as its won this year?

“I want to express my displeasure with Neymar as a fan but I want to do it in the way that allows for the easiest jokes about French stereotypes. The question is how?”

“Jozy Altidore (lol) finished past Bard Guzan (lol)“

Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

Unless they really impress today with the seasons announcement, I think this is going to kill the game until December. This couldn’t have happened at a worse time.

“Barstool sucks but PMT is funny!”

this but unironically