The mentor/mentee relationship can be so important for a young person’s development. If you are a teacher, coach, boss, whatever, I can’t stress this enough, take the time to teach a young kid how to snort substances up their nose.

If you really wanna see something crazy, watch what the guys on the Lightning do with bath salts.

Sshh, he posted the video, isn’t that enough.

I’m disappointed that his nickname wasn’t Chairman WOW.

That’s a fuckton more words than necessary. Just say “winter will be winter-like”. Fuck.

“Better ingredients. Better pizza. Better get the hell out of Louisville, Tom.”

There’s something pretty rad about a failed 90s musician/ex-con bringing down the most publicly pious asshole in college football (non-Briles/Baylor division).

Go back to school, herb:

It is fucking inevitable.

#TeamDiagonal

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

GODDAMN THIS IS THE GOOD, PURE KINJA I COME HERE FOR

If we could vote for Sixers GM I would vote for you.

When you have a franchise guy in any sport, it just makes sense to bring them along slowly. As an example, Mark Sanchez restricted himself to teens for a loooong time.

They should also consider putting Okafor on a minutes restriction. Somewhere in the neighborhood of zero minutes seems about right.

He wants more minutes? I’d be happy to add more seconds to my game.

You can always Freeze it if you’re a donor.

Nice story :) My wife and I met on GTA Online, so I’m a sucker for these. Started off killing each other, now we have 2 yr old lol.

Of course. It’s the airship from Final Fantasy VIII.