The Browns should have responded with a picture of a plane hitting the world trade center.

Kicking in Tampa is a Younghoe’s game.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

Being down by 5 with 16:00 left in the game and finding a way to lose by 47 is really, really impressive.

He gave his life to stop us from nuking ourselves and you don’t even have the common decency to put him on this list!

What about The Iron Giant???

trouble began when Barnes had an argument with another patron at the U.K. pub

Somewhere, Hope Solo read this, said “Hold my beer,” and beat up a family member.

Quasi-serious question: Are countercountersuits a thing?

With clenched jaw and rapid cadence, he also explained in wild, unsolicited detail: his favorite Skynyrd album, how the Illuminati own the patent to the water-powered car, the REAL reasons his high school girlfriend dumped him, how wrestling isn’t fake, why Top Gun was fucking awesome and that an entire race of Yeti…

The only plausible excuse I’m willing to believe from someone caught using cocaine is, “I did it because I fucking love doing cocaine.” Anything else is a lie.

Shaq was worth it! Orgeron, not so much.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

Why are you worried about a player’s health and safety when there are still players out there disrespecting the flag in some vague fashion?

Also if the cat knows how to open doors... well it gets eerie

A week or a month to recover? Bullshit. It takes months, sometimes years to recover from a broken heart.

Jokes on you, I feel nothing anymore as a Jets fan.

If only he hadn’t worn that shirt with Castro on it. Absent that, Stephen Ross might have been one of the only owners willing to sign Kaepernick. But anything looking like support of Castro just won’t fly in Miami.

buddy why do you think i quit

no spicy nuggets, no peace