I have no problem watching after that. I have a conscience, and it is untroubled because I can unequivocally say that I’d let people do that to my head, for 2 million dollars (his guaranteed salary. He can make up to four, potentially).

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.

I am so excited for this but also really, really curious where they’re gonna go with it. One of my favorite aspects of Red Dead Redemption is how much of a “end of the West” tale it is, complete with the mixed reflection and condemnation that entails. Hoping this one has some kind of larger thematic point to it as…

The visuals were pretty stunning. If this is what they can do with current gen hardware, I can’t imagine what next-gen games are going to look like.

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Shout out to Tavares for getting the covert swears in there. I see you, specifically placed bracelet...I see you. 

Pitino lasted 15 seconds. An “affair” is an overstatement.

He also got caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery.

“I never see anybody on TV.”

He’s obviously just talking about the photoshop image, jesus christ.

I mean, if I saw a ghost that was cut out of a sheet with pinking shears, I’d sure as hell run the other way. Course, I’d probably be high as balls, so there’s that. Not before I tried to eat her crinkle french fry hiking poles though.

To be fair to Lester, that wasn’t even the best Nacho highlight of the day

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Seems like this has to be the end of the line for Pitino, and maybe even the “University 6" AD. Admittedly, it seems unfair to go after Rick so close to the anniversary of 9/11, but he’s got to be about out of chances, no?

Pretty fucked how basketball coaches can be charged and imprisoned for fraud yet Tom Crean still walks around a free man.

The fact that they’re comfortable calling this guy an “owner” actually explains a lot about this whole controversy.

He’s a Madison guy? What are the odds that he is the owner in question? Would be too beautiful and perfect for this world.

Who is Krill Minton?

If I knew anything about art, geography, 18th-19th-20th-century Presidents, French culture, opera, human anatomy, animal anatomy, food, science in general, potent potables, and potpourri, I could totally crush Jeopardy with the edge I’d have in sports and pop culture.

“The two Okafors, between them, possess almost all the skills a modern starting NBA center must have, plus at least 40 percent of a working skeleton.”