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Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

Actual photo of pilot

Because the Germans ALSO know a thing or two about lost momentum.

It makes me absurdly happy reading those chortling texts between Drew and the other Deadspin writers about the early parts of that game. I shouldn’t take so much pleasure in that, but fuck it.

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

This is why I only read books with pictures.

That was my initial reaction too but hearing people talk about him and outline how money from this will benefit his family, I think it’s a pretty neat idea.

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

You overestimate my ability to learn.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

liaison. That second i is the devil.

Fuck outta here with your homer owner pick.

Bull Moose or bust.