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IMO the beard is essential, without it he looks maybe too handsome and less roguish.

To be fair, I too am hanging out at home and talking shit about Chelsea.

Ugh, what a dick. I only wish he were contracted to ManU; he and Mourinho deserve each other and I would love to read their beef every day.

Patrick, when are you and Marchman going to unleash Arsenalcast on us? I want to send in funbag questions about Giroud—is he more beautiful with or without the beard?

I’m really hoping you’re correct.

“Why is Arya giving Sansa shit about ruling Winterfell? They’ve just met again after years of hardships. Perhaps Arya could stay polite a bit longer instead of basically accusing her sister of undermining Jon?” 

Misdirection. They know Littlefinger is up to something, and have entered into an agreement to be at one

.... Or rather, good thing that Michael Bennett isn’t a quarterback and thus doesn’t throw the ball at all, and good thing you can tell an obvious joke when you see it.

whoosh

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

We don’t typically blog about something as pedestrian as a Google Doodle

for the sexual thrill

why people draft before the 3rd preseason game is beyond me.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer franchise.

I bet Zeke stole that dude’s dog.

What if a Democrat offered training and new jobs for coal miners? Would that turn them away from supporting a liar?

Right, blame Trump for a problem that has existed for decades. I think we should blame Trump for global warming, the Vietnam war, & the Great Recession too!

Were you born yesterday?

Are you suggesting we invade Idaho for their strategic potato reserves?

Or sixty years of administration from both parties kicking this particular can down the road.

Can I just point out that none of the states closest to North Korea (except Alaska, but nobody’s going to bomb Alaska) voted for Trump? Why can’t he pick a fight with an enemy off the Eastern seaboard so that at least he’s in the kill zone