Now we know the real reason Rex Ryan kept failing as a head coach: goddamn snacks.

#justice4lamby

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Update (10:15 p.m. ET): Now, more than three hours after the game was scheduled to begin, they’re finally getting things underway. Some delightful tidbits:

To be fair, Ronnie is just copying a playbook:

Looks fine to me, though this tweet fucked me up pretty good

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

It really was a No. 2 pick.

Let’s keep this in mind when Urban retires...

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.

Fuck ESPN. Clayton is great - a knowledgeable yet common man with the ability to laugh at himself.

And sports have a salary cap too. This is the worst argument against sports ever though because parity is relevant and necessary for the product to be better.

Darth Vader forces-hurls a battery at a rebel commando?

I don’t see how this showed us something we don’t know about basketball. If anything, by playing this style to it’s Platonic ideal, and still only getting this far, he’s proven what most people already believed: that there is a limit to the marginal benefit you can get from continually going to one player.

I think the proper headline is:

“Rebound-Receiving Fast-Break-Starting Triple-Double Point God Steals his Teammates Questions Too” didn’t have quite the same punch.

(ball is in the air, descending)
(2B and CF are backpedaling and charging, respectively)
“I’ve always enjoyed springtime in Minsk!” yells the CF.
“Truly the most remarkable time of year!” responds the 2B.
(RF, hearing this exchange, understands per the aforementioned signalling changes that the ball is now his…

Also, sun is hot.  

+1 pointy helmet