That’s the twist!

If they cannot solve this problem, they should turn their leadership positions over to people who can.

When Aaron Rodgers gets into politics, at least we know he won’t be supporting Focus on the Family.

Peyton Manning: A head for business, a head for policy, a head for compassion and a head for America. Peyton Manning: Four Heads.

The reason this team can finish anywhere between 2nd and 6th is because Guardiola is a purist so dedicated to this beliefs that he steadfastly refuses to accept any responsibility for the problems that exist, or even alter his philosophy in the slightest to cover over the cracks.

He cast Toure out before recalling him,…

Sounds like she is just hoping for the best. Even her declaration that she would stand behind Trump comes with hesitation and acknowledgement that she does not share the same beliefs and will not force herself to. She even makes a point to say that she’s bunched into that negative stigma of what a Republican is,…

And now, a joke. A Utah farmer dies and goes to heaven, where he is turned away for his sinful life and sent to hell. The Devil greets the farmer in hell “Welcome you sinful bastard, to hell! As punishment, you shall now work this barren patch of land for all of eternity in the blazing heat!” The devil then leaves the…

She’s like the anti-Spanos.

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

They’d never go for it, there are already Pings everywhere

Oh great - I was just about to start marketing Titreist golf balls over there.

Dockers Without Borders

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

Well, it must be tough realizing your whole life has been a lie, huh?

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Dribbling.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

Fine burn.