Gotta agree with you on this one.

More likable, anyway, but to declare Chris Paul “likable” in the abstract is like saying that a paper cut and a brain aneurysm are both “injuries.”

My dad commuted almost every day of my parents’ 46 years together. He’s still waiting for parole.

Are we talking Joe Flacco elite or Aaron Rodgers elite?

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

What are yuan about?

there is a big offer from China

I feel like that’s insulting to Blake Bortles.

“A long time ago I realized I’m the quarterback of our team, and maybe of this company.” - Chris Berman

As a Bulls fan, these jokes are funny now.

The 76ers can overcome anything except 71.4% of their opponents.

I’m trying to find the words to describe it.

How is the haircut behind him not the real story here?

so you kick your leg out to get your balance? yeah that makes sense

I tend to think his failings as an NFL coach were mostly because he was a shitty NFL coach, but that’s just me.

No, I know Philly fans. The fans that cheered Michel Irvin lying motionless on the field with a spinal cord injury.