Go find this guy, break in to his house some night, and wake him up while holding a baseball bat above his head. Tell him you don’t quit on baseball now thanks to him. And then kill him.

His new employer, recipient of four 2016 shutouts, also believes in not setting foot in opposing stadiums.

It’ll be a golden opportunity for some coach, that’s for sure.

A wild Chip Kelly appears!

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

I think the only people who realized something was up was the Louisville team and that one guy sitting in front of the Frontier sign at the 21 second mark with his palms up.

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

He used his “second chance” to tear up a parking citation he didn’t like and throw it in a woman’s face. So he’s really on this “third chance.”

That gap at the end between “2nd down and 9" and “Perine checks in” is brutal

Usually unwise to pick up so many discarded Trojans.

Does Alabama get some kind of recycling credit from the government for refurbishing former USC coaches?

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

Take it to the fucking bank.

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

No, there is a sudden emergency and Bama gets disqualified from the playoffs and they replace them with Notre Dame. They go on to win the whole thing. We’re talking extinction level events here.

We, American’s that is, deserve a Cowboys-Patriots superbowl. That goes into quadruple overtime tied at 0-0. Then somehow an old rule kicks in and they are BOTH crowned SB champs. Then Duke wins the NCAA tournament. We need to atone for 2016.

This would likely have turned out better for him than the last time Santa Anna got in a fight, if only because cholera has been wiped out in the US and Mexico.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."