The solution, as always, is more X-Games.

+1 for the Frank Black reference.

This sums up my own feelings on the matter practically verbatim (though with cleaner prose). Nice read.

ETA: Holy shit, I had no idea until after I posted this that it was you, Burneko. Hats off to you.

“Gun safety” is making sure you handle your gun in such a way that you only kill other people on purpose.

I looked out this morning and my feet were gone

I'll confess I can't explain why he's on this panel, but Art Garfunkel looks like shit.

Artie will take care of it.

I feel like he and Greg Hardy are just going to keep playing chicken with the league by one-upping each other with horrific charges that are hard to definitively prove. Stay out of the elevators, you Princes of Maine., you Cosbys of Pigskin.

"Heaven huh?"

Vidalia Rising

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

I figure it's worth a shot on this article: does anyone know if there's a special preparation of coffee in Puerto Rico? The finest cup of coffee I've had in my entire life - by a long shot - was in the San Juan airport on the way home from a short business trip. It almost tasted like it had evaporated or condensed…

I think we'd already established that Jameis doesn't understand the meaning of "no."

Domestic Violence Crawl.

To be fair, it's tank top weather much of the year in AZ.

Ah last year, back when no one was paying attention to domestic violence in the NFL.

Bring us the team of Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, please.

He really botched the X-Files too.