He probably also told them his college.

I think they're afraid of him.

So I just live my life and try to stay positive, and try to become a better person each and every day.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

Wait, does that mean Rice is gay?

I feel like Deadspin started as a sports site, and now with all the cross posting and kinja blogs it has become more of a...men's interests site? Like a men's magazine but infinitely less awful. I, for one, like being able to find articles that suit all my interests in one place and Albert mixes food and humor in a…

Agreed. More informative and highly entertaining articles like this and less of the fantasy football and shit.

No.

I'm sorry but he is one of the worst. He he well known for following Jet fans DMing them disparaging messages and blocking them.

Hi, Manish Mehta!

are you fucking kidding me

I get the feeling you always "know" it's going to be blacks, even when it turns out not to be.

Ok, this has gotta stop, really.

Does it come with a special tool for extracting and discarding the vanilla?

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Listen, you assholes. Vanilla ice cream, from a tub of vanilla ice cream, is good. In a tub of Neapolitan ice cream, however, nobody but psychotics and Nazis goes for the vanilla first.

couldn't get in, could you?

"plusch won"

Get rich or Ty Tryon.

It was confirmed to be a Viking settlement when archaeologists discovered 3 sheepskins, 4 sets of human teeth, ceremonial weaponry, and the absence of any championship rings.