“Oh so now everyone who has a swatstika tattoo is a racist?”

Wow..

“That and more of your favorites in The Top 50 Jokes from 2011—in stores now!”

I do replay for the jumbotron in the arena in my town. This situation is basically porn for me.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

I could be wrong but it seems like Deadpsin is really making an effort into reporting this right now. That’s why it seems so high. Reminds me of the time a sinkhole opened and swallowed a guy in bed, all of a sudden we are getting constant reports of sinkholes opening because that was the thing at the time, didn’t…

Interesting strategy, but I’m gonna stick with up and in.

[lowers chair the right way]

Rembert, Baker, Lowe and Jacoby?

John Tavares has the confident look of someone who no longer has to worry about the possibility of a scoreboard crushing him to death.

Love the rock vamp in the middle of this song, but I think this is my favorite of theirs:

Counterpoint: Fuck Miguel Cabrera.