I think there are two things to take into consideration.

Craft cocktails, yay or nay?

It’s the Wizard of Oz.

It’s the Wizard of Oz.

That’s why you’ve gotta get yourself a Range Rover. Fine work of craftsmanship, and a true amphibious exploring vehicle.

I’m really surprised that Keown left out his entrance into the Kumite tournament while in Thailand...wait this is a story about Frank Dux right?

Bear vs. Shark

Was he staying with Josh Shaw at the time?

Ransom Old Tom Gin and The Botanist London Dry Gin are relatively cheap and great alternatives to Hendricks, which is great in its own right. I’d also recommend Whistle Pig where available for you’re Rye and Borboun needs.

“I think Doc Rivers has done a great job with the Clippers.”

There are like 4 of these types of stories a week on Deadspin, but this one got the BIG BOY FONT. Can’t hurt to pull some page views off his brother, right?

Overeem kicked him into submission. I’d say that’s a fairly substantial beating.

Meh. I don’t blame him for trying. Not much different than pulling out a 2-year-old PBA card that you got from some guy you barely know.

No mention of JK Scrumpys? Fuck you, Deadspin. Fuck you.

The only thing I could compare watching Steph to would be Tiger Woods at his peak. You watch just waiting for him to decide to win, regardless where the shot is from.

Who is Jimmy Clausen?

Yeah, Ambrose is turning on Reigns. Considering the likely options, I think any other decision would alienate the fan base even further. Letting Ambrose shine as more of an anti-hero, pushing the envelope with their built in history and maybe they get through the next 6 months without going further in the tank.