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Not surprising. Got in trouble at Penn State for stealing laptops, and got kicked out of my high school his junior year before finishing at a near by public school. Pretty sure got busted for selling weed, or at least having it in his locker.

I love when a fighter can pull of some sweet Tae Kwon Do kick out of nowhere. Really underutilized in the sport.

Take 5 got robbed on that list. The Take 5 bar deserves a 10,000 word column, sabarmetrics and all.

He looked even better as Voldemort at the end.

I’ve heard the stadium designs are to die for, though.

One time I got a progress report home from high school that was less than flatering. Clearly I was aware of my grades, there wasn’t a secret grading process, but was far more concerned with finger banging anything that moved at this point. When my father opened said progress report and asked about the contents

This is nothing like FIFA. No one plays as an MLS team.

James for the first time in his career saw his stats decline, and was a shadow of himself before missing two weeks. Harden’s team just won a pivotal playoff game with him on the bench for the whole 4th quarter. I can’t think of saying either of those things about any MVP ever. I always go by the veteran replacement

Yeah, his cradling skills with the goalie stick are pretty impressive, as was his accuracy on a pretty difficult sidearm shot. I will say their defense once he got into the attack area was atrocious. No way he should have split those two defenders, with both playing the body.

He’s said he wants to move back to Boston. Unless he wants to write for The Globe, independent is the only thing that makes sense.

If I know anything about Grantland they’ll have a tournament between all the writers that will stretch on sporadically for weeks before finally either fading away into the ether or being haphazardly wrapped up when David Shoemaker drunkenly takes claim to the title naming Jason Concepcion as his maester on a Cheap

I may be wrong, but I don’t think enough of is being made of what is going on with Jon Jones. As someone who has watched his entire career in the UFC, this guy was the Lebron James of MMA, maybe fighting. There is really no comparison physically or stylistically to Jon Jones in MMA. I don’t know if fame has done it,

He traveled.

“Hey, what are you guys talking about?”

Can we all agree Flyers fans are the biggest ass holes, and call it a day? I’ve got plans to attend to in a couple hours.

Staten Island is barely part of New York let along Long Island.

It’s all Levittown and Suffolk County’s fault. It doesn’t help that I’ve seen the same security guards there for 25 years. On a side note, there was a security guard who worked there for a long time who looked just like Razor Ramon a.k.a. Scottt Hall. I don’t think he’s there anymore, because that m’er f’er took care

Dude, but just...dude. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR THUMBS!?! Are there tiny black holes on either side of you?

Can we get some kind of petition going to get the #23 Nuggets jersey on this list next year?

I know you’re trying to say you’re something different, but.....