Looks like they were trying to.....make a run for the border.....

s/o to Mikhail Kornienko, too, who gets to a return to a country run by a power hungry toddler that the US can’t piss off too much because we need their rockets to get to space

I love Chris and Mark Kelly. So glad we have two!

I hope that, somewhere, Vera Moder is laughing her head off.

I’m still not over him being married

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

Can we name the other nominees? Well, Courtney Barnett for one. She made one of the best albums of the year.

Sublime. I hear you can boil them to make the most amazing bouillabaisse you’ve ever had.

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

Not everyone can have an IUD, and IUDs are not 100% effective. I had an absolutely harrowing experience with my Mirena and the best day of my life was when I finally had it removed. My husband had a vasectomy instead.

This is making me have confused feelings. Total schadenfreude that the Republican party is collapsing in on itself like a dying star and reaping what they have sown, or pants-shitting terror that there's a chance he might become President (which leads to me rooting for the main street Repubs a little bit)?

My guess is they wrap her up in some sort of mold every night to keep everything in place.

In Bertolucci’s the Dreamers the brother and sister have a menage a trois with a good-looking friend. Is this what you are insinuating, Lorde? You don’t have to say anything. Just scowl if I’m right.

I feel kinda bad for Leo. He finally got that damn thing but now he can’t even enjoy it without hearing “YOU THIRSTY SUCK, YOU SHOULDA WON FOR GILBERT GRAPE, THEY JUST FELT SORRY FOR YOU” in his head and watching a parade of memes when he tries to sleep.

Maybe you “coming out swinging” will through him off his game (if he really isn’t expecting it)?

Strength to you. My sister-in-law is a divorce attorney and I highly recommend her book. It’s cheap and it helps to have you think about all of the things you need to consider.

Oh, wow. Been there recently. I had to borrow from my parents for my lawyer, and I may have to again. But it’s 100% worth it to have a good lawyer, who knows the local courts, on your side. So, go with that.