Out of the grays- now sneeze the day!

I'm in NC, and next time I renew my plates, I accept this mission.

As a pro-choice NC dweller, I feel it is my duty to sneeze upon the door handle of any car with these plates. My germs deserve a chance to live and thrive, dammit!

Conservator, here. I tried to slap her hand away through my phone screen.

I’m terrified of getting pregnant. And it’s largely because of this. I’m in my early-ish 30s, work full time, and have endometriosis. Any pregnancy that actually holds would be devastating to me because while I would want to try for a successful birth, I know that I cannot afford the unpaid 12 weeks of FLMA and the…

My non-smoking vegetarian friend needed a double lung transplant due to fibrosis, and might lose his home because of the monthly cost of anti-rejection medicine. Which insurance won't fully cover. And he was one of the lucky ones who has received a transplant. The whole fucking deck is stacked against us.

Not ‘smiles’, ‘scowls’. Little ‘grimaces’ of grapefruit.

Coffee and toast is what I eat Mon-Fri while driving to work because I start at 7:30am, and I like sleep, so I know that one. Had I money and time, there would be more ‘protein substance’ Benedict.

Oh, Bernadette. If my breakfast was coffee and three grapefruit wedges, I’d be woozy before I pulled into the work lot. And hangry. Mostly hangry.

He made Amy Adams cry? I want to see the bad man fly.

I want a Highlander-style showdown with ridiculous swords and lots of fake lightening.

Is.... is that the other side of Ariana’s face??? It's like looking straight at the sun. Also, Cher, regular cotton chafes badly enough. Better get you some ButtPaste, honey.

Beta-testing how much cost-cutting they can do with camouflage and still get by. Fiscally responsible to the (hollow) bone.

This wreck has everything!

Or Michele.

At least Jersey Girl.

I’m ‘closed for maintenance’ though I have heard women referring to ‘falling off the roof’.

I'm sorry you had to deal with that- thank you!