I doubt Mr. Rex can even reach his fuckin bootstraps.

Time to start garden planning! Any other gardening Jezzies out there? I always try to find some weird vegetable to grow and this year I think it may be painted serpent cucumbers.

Fortune may favor the bold, but we’re done driving for the day. Stay warm everyone!

[They say that fortune favors the bold. Stay safe out there, friends. Photo credit: Raphael Orlove/Jalopnik]

Lindy’s comment on it gave me chills, because I remember how kids called me a ‘n——-’ growing up and those same white kids loving rap/hip-hop. Good on Macklemore and good for Aham.

100% sure this is Mary Barra’s Kinja account you guys

Given their recent record, he may well be.

On fire today! This is the Friday Jezebel citizens want and deserve.

It’s good, but it can’t outrun the radio.

This is an EU country, not Armenia.

...yep. Watch the DC and Philly hospital staffs ramp-up the maternity wards in September.

Calling your kids dad a cunt in a very public forum is a great way to make sure your kid can't stand you.

Why not?

And now, a haiku: