Wait. what? Do you even know what Spotlight is about? We all pick and choose our battles. I don’t see Will Smith standing up for the child victims of Catholic sexual abuse so obviously he hates children and thinks they should be raped, right?

Now I want 50 and Tyrese to host the Oscars instead. They can build a Benihana (Oscarhana?) on stage and instead of voting for the winners, the Oscar goes to whomever can catch more bits of grilled food with their mouth or chug the most sake squirted at their face.

It’s a good “dad” move. All his daughters’ lives, he’s been the biggest deal in every room he’s ever been in. I think if I were the first daughter, I would want to have this one day to myself, to be about my graduation rather than my father speaking at my graduation. He’s right to take a pass here, and he did so…

I’ve said it before but every time I see him interact with his daughters, every little in joke, cuddle, embarrassing Dad-ism, long suffering daughter eye roll, every time the pride and love he feels shines from his eyes and radiates from his grin I miss my father so much it’s like a gut punch. Lucky girls, lucky…

This is a rare feeling for me, but does he really deserve this level of vitriol? Like I get it, his tweets were incredibly naive and definitely speak to the cloud of privilege he must have lived in his entire life, but also the fact that he was disturbed by what he saw suggests to me that he has at least a shred of…

Yes, he does! I'd never seen this before!

• Yoga is ruining Julianne Moore’s life.

she’ll move to an abscure country (Vanuatu? Easter Island?), give birth to 12 children, adopt them all even though they’re already hers, donate 5 to charity, then stand upon a mountain top, pound her chest and bellow “SUCK IT, ANGELINAAAAAA”

After the cat that looks like Adam Driver, I honestly feel like this creature feature thing isn’t even trying.

Considering the import ban law was created in 1988 and I was born in 1989, I in fact did not vote for the people that put the ban in place. I’ll get off your lawn now.

I adore you, Jennifer, and I support your goals, but I’m pretty sure Helen Mirren is going to do the bikini thing before you.

I feel you. Was followed on the glorious Kitchenette, may it rest in peace. I wish they’d at least kept the Boozinette column running, the artwork on those posts was so well done.

Ohhh, I wanna join!

Stories like this are really important for people who wave away concerns about concussions with “they knew what they were getting into when they chose football.” They really, really didn’t. When most of today’s pro players started out in the game, they knew about the possibility of physical damage but the neurological…

Me too, same subs and everything! I don’t comment as much as I probably should but I'm very active in the recommends lol

“GOD MOM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.” —Rocco Ritchie

Also worth saying that the writer/director/producer of Gravity is Mexican, and the film had one of the best female roles of the year. That’s a hard one to call out as not being a diverse film.

I mean, why does he HAVE to make movies to satisfy anyone other than himself? Nevermind the fact that the article is equating movies where Clooney had a role with movies he’s “making”...there’s definitely a difference.

Man speaks in support of diversity and opportunity for people of color and women.

Fuck those bitches.