I guess I’m just really evolved because I don’t see color...so.....Jennifer Lawrence’s skin is the same as any other woman. I’m as happy for her as i’d be for any other actress because I don’t see color. It’s actually racist of Spike Lee to point out that black actors and artists haven’t been nominated because it…

Count me among those who will grow old filled with bitterness and anger, and a stomach full of vodka infused fruit loops. Seriously, what lies we tell ourselves, and what empty pablum we use to conceal the truth of what we all know: growing old is terrible, scary, and comes with the promise of more. Would I rather be…

same! not that I’d buy either of these, but if I did it would be 100% Cam’s.

Damn, after seeing the article picture I was hoping there would be a video of you sitting in the drivers seating making driving noises as the tow truck drove to the dealership.

Second DougCar: flatbed tow truck.

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

Colonel Brandon *sigh*

Why should you visit the Detroit Auto Show? Because the Ford GT looks stunning in white and it’s there.

Moosen.

I just assume everything from the United Kingdom is fake.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Take a step back, yo. I assumed you were my generation (mine would be Backstreet Boys/N’SYNC) or older, and yes, you covered it. This is the sound of someone agreeing with you on the internet. Calm yourself.

At one point it seemed like he forgot himself and was actually charmed by the President for just a second and then remembered he’s not allowed to like him. Such a sad state of affairs, really.

I thought he was funny. He’s a comedian, paid to tell jokes that will most certainly offend someone every time. He doesn’t need to end every joke with “just kidding!” We all know he’s kidding! I thought his jokes were very safe, so he seemed kind of bored. I've seen clover upset people with her jokes before and refuse…

CONFIRMED...

I have to say that I’m on board if it’s a legit organic and affordable product line. But I really do get ragey when someone is vetted for authenticity or wisdom or honesty on the basis that they’re ‘a mom’. Because everyone knows that all of us non-moms loooove putting chemicals on our faces and tricking consumers…

“She’s a mom; she’s authentic. She has such incredible expertise in the space… You have to remember Goop is a startup. Our biggest problem is that we have too much opportunity, but we can’t do everything at once.”

Well, without wanting to cast aspersions on someone I’ve never met there’s a possibility that Rock Star-marrying models may not be the best moral compasses to guide our society.