Pink-tober. We’re all aware of breast cancer, but it’s also Domestic Violence month. One sells pink merch, the other seems to keep the PR team busy.

Dear Santa,

You get an ass, and you get an ass! Everybody gets an ass!

It’s fun and the soundtrack is awesome.

It works! My friends bought me MarioKart when I had abdominal surgery, and I had hours of distraction. Just don't lean into the curves!

Not a nurse, but a few years ago I had a Mirena installed. I was by myself and had so had taken none of the Xanax or painkillers the GYN gave me scripts for. I was nervous as hell, and the procedure took almost 15 minutes of fairly intense pain (thanks to endometriosis, tilted uterus, and a bumpy cervix). Nurse Kelly…

-silently screams- Thankful for people like your wife who can handle that shit. Seriously.

Is it wrong that my mind added Bart Simpson with his piece of chalk? Also, great essay.

As a knitter, I totally would if I could.

Conan I will fight you for the trophy.

It’s hard out there for a blimp.

They do look nice, but after daily driving one for over 9 years the cheap plasticky build and meh performance for the mileage is getting to me. The GTI is tempting!

Drive a tC, can concur.

I prefer ‘saddles for the cotton pony,’ but it’s a bit clunky. So yeah, they’ve always been period panties for me and my friends.

My first real concert was Pearl Jam when I was 14, and the thing I remember most is her coming out to speak to the stadium. It was awesome.

Versimilitude? Edited bc I can’t spell this early.

Very accurate.

Aw, man. If Poot gets a Barbie first...

My sister is tall. Her husband is short. He loves it when she rocks heels, as the sweater puppies are eye level.

My 30+ year old angry knees ache in envy. If you can stand in those, go forth and conquer. (I once jumped a train in 4” booties. Don't do that.)