You are brave and those are awesome.

I’m with you. I used to live in them until I badly borked an ankle and a knee. There are some cute flats and boots out there! I just wore gold spangly flats to a fancy wedding and got complimented.

Ok now she looks like Rooney Mara.

Rrright, ‘cause contemplating the tack needed to ride the crimson pony always gets me hot to trot.

Dear Kevin Hart, methinks thou dost protest too much.

I considered that, but a) I love The Tick and would hate to see it besmirched, and b) this retconned Shia into the ether.

There is no spoon. Ergo there is no Shia. Problem solved!

Someone wanted to see Spot come.

Mid-divorce and PMSing means I love both Boy George and Megan while suffering an acute (hah) case of babies thanks to Coco. And Kendall’s is really sad. I gots no snark tonight.

I would totally watch this Highlander remake.

I have a shed in the back and a gravel driveway. The AutoZone beside my house lets you work away as long as you don't park overnight. And that's flexible.

Out of snark for the night- respect for Kim K to be honest about how pregnancy affects her, and that it’s not always fun. Emilia Clarke is gorgeous. Claire, just -shakes head-.

Oh, Taylor, Gramma was right! Do it often enough and your face stays like that.

Thank you for such an honest take on it. I struggle, and one of my parents does as well. I’m slowly trying to get better because I have to. My mom keeps being enabled, refusing help, and getting worse, and it’s fucking frustrating. Wishing you the support you need- be it a hug or a talk, or both.

If I could set it to Primed and Loaded Baby-Cannon....

Hard pass. With endometriosis treating my cycle like a damn leaf in a hurricane wind, I’d short that thing out. Wrong kind of buzz for me.

Houndy rescues are the best! Meet Boo:

My parents have no cell service and dial-up. If I wanna go somewhere new while I visit, it’s MapQuest then crtl+P before I leave my house.

I use it when I think I’ll be out of range on my phone. Those places still exist (hi Mom!). Rather have a print-out than risk Siri saying