Can I RSVP ‘yeeessssssssssssss’ to Mr. Back Tattoo? Thx.

Did he grab the wrong cup of coffee?

I have nothing but respect and gratitude for the ones who volunteer to be the early flights, be it the early Mercury/Apollo launches, Galactic, and aircraft like this. We would have never gotten this far if no one was willing to go first. Wishing peace to the families.

Great. I was already pissy ‘cause the dishwasher broke and I can’t afford a repair guy. Back to Seamless and chardonney in Tetra-paks.

Sharpie all the things!

It’s a damn camellia, bless her heart.

Hmph. My Southern lifestyle consists of shifts from Goodwill and bourbon in my juice glasses, ‘cause who the hell wants to polish silver anyway? (Sorry, Granny. I still think it’s pretty, but...)

When your phone will only load the head graphic and you can still say ‘yep, it’s Torch!’

All I can say is holy Moses, all the best to them both.

I’m still mad at my brother for ending his in a ball of flame.

I will think kindly of my ex when he stops being a jackass. Until then, no holiday for you! Come back one year.

It may be too late for Manimal, but there are always Gargoyles. (Upon further review, that may have not helped my point)

CarFax. You had ONE job.

Should Texas and PMS ever sync up, I am there.

Star-spangled fucknugget.

My work here is done.

Semi-solid twatwaffle. (Not you, Torch. Maybe.)

Like the man said, drink water. ;)

Ugh. I go into work at 7:30.

I... I only thought I knew love before.