That is fantastic!

Avoid college campuses. Those fuckers have nothing better to do.

The concealer- does it work??? Been burned by too many pretty products making empty promises.

I call one ‘Magnum’, the other is ‘Blue Steel’.

Keep them. I just pulled out Mos Def's 'The Ecstatic', and finding the case (with the disc in it! I'm one of those people) made me very happy.

That would dog. I could make that dog.

Keep the cheap wine (helloooo Rex Goliath) and eat lots of garlic. The sulfur compounds help scavenge crap out of your system.

The best feature of these reviews is the excitement. It looks like so much fun!

The attempt at playing it off via hair adjustment really makes it for me.

Yup. We married anyway, and are now mid-divorce.

You are a meany face and my cramps don't much care for you right now. Granted, they don't like much either.

Tell me of these Nut Thins, for PMS has morphed me into my final form and it needs salty carbs.

Well, shitbuckles. My reply WAS going to be 'One of us'. Way to pee on my Wheaties.

Deleted for clumsy wine-fingers.

Thanks, and thank you for the upvote. Got followed by the awesome Stef/Black Flag from Jalopnik, and I know far more about ladyparts than ICEs!

Is this when I ask for a de-graying from Jez? Unclear on the protocol. -chews fingernails, rinses with cheap wine-

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

Ben Schwartz can sit down and stop judging me. #rejectedrejectedjokes

Damn. And I just wanna learn stick shift!

Animal Crackers, and dibs on the lion.