I snarfed a pastry while in running shorts. For dinner. Off to dump tea in Dodge's harbor.

Ye Gods, I agree with Tom Arnold. Also waiting for the YA Series: Chrissy Teigan, Cool Girl.

Is the lead picture mid-snot rocket?

Good God, man. Some links I should never click before 7 am.

My thoughts are the Steve Buscemi meme regarding fellow kids, but grey so carry on.

Realist me knows it won't dog, and is therefore impractical. Magpie me, however...

I read that as 'velociraptor' and got very excited for a minute.

Entry-level Jalop-chick here. I love cars. I have a fairly crappy car that I'm stuck with for now, but I'm using it to learn how to wrench on. I would love to take it to a track to have fun and learn more, but I feel awkward with the car and being female. NC based, any advice would be helpful.

The weather being nice, I set about to clean my car. It's time and I want to sell the damn thing. Lo and behold, one of the lift pins in the hatch snapped in two. I came inside to fume. read this, and now I really look like Yosemite Sam!

So, by the time I can finally replace my car, I could Tavarish a used one?

I love lipstick. Love it. All of my bags have at least three errant tubes lurking about. That said, I can't find anything that won't turn my lips into a dry, flaky disaster zone. Moisturize first, the color slides off. Moisturizing color- my lips crack like my back yard in July. Help!

Drakkar Noir. Go all out!

The frustrated romantic in me wants to hope they were madly in love. Current me wants to throw pillows and reactivate my OKC account.

Yep. My fault for reading it, as all it did was remind me that I finalize my divorce in a month. I'm gonna die holding the hand of one of those creepy torso/arm shaped pillows.

I need to stop being a broke-ass.

I was fortunate to blunder into a Hadid exhibit at the Guggenheim years ago. Even the models and sketches are amazing.

Well, she -is- a Cool Girl. Next will be fellating a plate of cannolis, 'cause she can do that and not gain a miligram.

Tag them in a post to thank them for participating in this year's Grief Olympics, and award medals accordingly.

At least dogs can be amused by a peanut butter-stuffed Kong! Can kids? Honestly asking- I tend to avoid them. And dog vomit is truly vile. My beast yarped all over the backseat of my car, which is a bitch to clean in a 2-door.

Apparently anyone designing a dog-car without rear windows that open has never actually travelled with a dog. Worse than the slobber and nose goo? Dog farts.