Appreciate and cherish the time you have with your parents, no matter how boring it feels. They won’t be on this Earth forever and you will miss them when they are gone.

If you’re having kids to take care of you later in life you’re a sociopath. Children are not slaves or servants. I would rather die alone in the street than have a miserable child only taking care of me because some part of them is still terrified of me.

Barring abuse, why do so many people have such a garbage attitude about their families as if they were still petulant teenagers?

Parents get old. They spent the last 20+ years centering their lives around you and now they just want to relax. Was it fun for them to change diapers, go to screechy band concerts, drive you everywhere, worry sick about you every day, etc.? No. But they did. Return the favor by not insisting they be every bit as…

Parents grow old, slow down, and get comfy in their routine. It has little to do with you. Really, they LIKE being at home all the time. They spent their whole lives working and raising kids and its time for a break.

I don’t agree with three (it’s just to self centered, show a little fookin’ gratitude once in awhile) but I seriously agree with four.

Gratitude springs naturally from a cared child. You don’t owe your parents anything.

Parents grow old, slow down, and get comfy in their routine. It has little to do with you. Really, they LIKE being at home all the time. They spent their whole lives working and raising kids and its time for a break.

Sociopaths are over represented in positions of power because the attributes associated with sociopathology, like selfishness, narcissism, amorality and general ruthlessness are actually quite helpful in purely Machiavellian terms

I’m serious as a heart attack when I say that Flynn had better be very careful. It would not be at all surprising for Putin to have him killed on US soil and the administration and Congress do nothing about it. He could have a “stroke” or a safe could fall on his head. His house could blow up in a “gas explosion” or…

My roommate and I have a super good Grey Gardens thing going on. It is pretty ideal. And neither of us will ever marry, so we make old lady plans. If we decide to like a boy, he has to live in the yard.

He should offer to resign when Trump offers to resign.

If Roy Moore loses, it means redder-than-a-baboon’s-ass Alabama is sending the rest of us another Democratic senator.

“There’s a special place in hell for people who prey on children,” Ivanka Trump said...”

Think anyone’s getting great grand-pappy’s gray uniform out of the mothballs yet?

Alex Azar, Trump’s new HHS nominee is the definition of the sinister corporate-governmental revolving door. He left his position as Bush’s Deputy Sec. of HHS (where Medicare Part D was the signature achievement; adding prescription drug coverage while specifically preventing the government from negotiating prices - no…

Roy Moore was banned from his local mall for being a creep. Given how terrible you have to be to get banned from a single department store - especially as a rich white dude who isn’t shoplifting - I can’t imagine the levels of creeper needed to get banned from the whole building.

Eh they’ve already got an admitted sex offender in the highest office, no need to “gild the lily” I suppose.

I love your articles. This is a bad take. Thanksgiving is about gluttony and regret. The veritable bedrocks of our society. Salad, while delicious and whimsical furthers neither of those ends.

Whenever I hear Pinot Grigio, I always think of Topo Gigio.