I was all like “oh wow someone found an old Spiegel catalog; I bet every item in all those pics comes in dyed-to-match pastel shades.”

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

Dressed for tragedy! Fuck-me pumps and Chinese gimme caps.

qwhite interesting, isn’t it?

“The best people.”

FFS.

You need sand for a sandwich.

There’s not enough gin in the world for this shit.

live by the tweet, die by the tweet. it’s going down, slowly.

He’s a pop-culture piece of garbage living in a pop-culture piece of garbage fantasy world. His only link to “reality” is what he sees on the teevee, he doesn’t know the first thing about being a cop other than whatever the teevee told him. The only violence anyone should be advocating is violence against him, as…

If you get any joy out of advocating police violence you should not be president.

45 and 45 BMI deserve each other.

Also: slobber on my enormous dong. That may be French.

Trump doesn’t give a shit about what nuns think. In his mind they’re all just broads who were too ugly to find a husband.

Nah, nope — Recession Recover/Bank Bailouts and ACA were both positive activities that demonstrated fwd progress as helmed by true civic-minded professionals.

We are fine with sending teens out to war to handle weapons and well armed enemies. We allow teens to vote in elections, helping to decide the most powerful office on the planet. But God forbid they have a smoke, that’s a bridge too far.

He needs to stop “pardoning” himself. It’s starting to smell funky.

I’m getting dangerously close to having actual hope that he may go down after all. I’m totally setting myself up for more disappointment, aren’t I?

You should absolutely beat yourself up for wearing double denim, though.