“Wallace”!! KEE kee kee keee “PORK GOLEM”!!! KEEE kee kee kee keee!!! Clearly Shaq was about to shove that mike up his nose in that last moment on camera!!! Shaq ain’t playin’, but STILL Mr. Dignity. Loved it.

Oh, hell - go with 90 degrees. Time-consuming and inefficient, but the most entertaining by far.

My stools are unfailingly contemporary - the most - but some mornings, they’re a little too minimalist.

With pens. Because someone saw it and said, “I’d buy it right now.....if it had pens. Guess I’ll go with the Kia “Mont Blanc” edition.”

He’s auditioning for the Tyrone Power part in a remake of “Nightmare Alley.”

Florida really is an implacably racist hellhole. I know whereof I speak, after decades here.

We mighta seen some Acapulco bridge divin’ action then.

Isn’t that on the menu at IHOP?

That is common sense, but if it isn’t explicitly in the stand your ground law, it needs to be immediately.

I think the utterance of a racial epithet by anyone attempting to assert the stand your ground defense should be a complete bar to being able to do so. Maybe it should also create a rebuttable or even conclusive legal presumption of criminal intent on the part of the one saying it too, with respect to what follows.…

This picture probably tells the whole story of how “involved” Cuomo was with the pooch. The dog’s all, “Hey Andy, I’m over here, wanna play catch?” while Cuomo’s on the phone, “Seriously, if you keep your trap shut, I can get you a job as a receptionist at MOMA!!! Think about it!!!”

“Oh Captain, not MY Captain” probably thinks still, “I wish I had a portrait of old Andy still........FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!!”

Grayson Elliott is a “good egg.” 

“In to prison forever. NEXT!!!”

I think that’s the plan. I hope it is.

One of the greatest moments in cinema in my book.

In case you weren’t already absolutely certain what contemptible racist trash the GOP majority in the Texas legislature are. There are a lot of Black folks in Texas I know. Can someone explain to me why Alan West hasn’t assumed ambient temperature yet?

On that last point, here’s a great, historic letter from Sherman to the city fathers of Atlanta, responding to their bleating about being evacuated. It’s a literary treasure - https://cwnc.omeka.chass.ncsu.edu/items/show/23

They should have been sent back in gravel bags THEN.

Placement of that noxious rubble in the Capitol building was “Pickett’s Second Charge”, and it made it through the Union lines and into the heart of our government for the next 156 years, but it’s finally been repulsed, and the Democrats did it. Hallelujah. FUCK that trash.