“Hmmm..... Hmmmmmm” (scratches chin thoughtfully) “Hmmmmm....”

The guy with the the hockey stick will be the first to be dismembered and eviscerated in a half second when warehouse robot “wakes up and smells the coffee.”

Way wierder than “Wake Up And Drive”, and that was super wierd.

Oh yeaaaahhhh!

Crikey, that!

Years ago, I read an admission by some rich showbiz guy about how embarrassed he was to recall the days when he used to drive around LA in a Corniche - he must have come off as such an asshole. That’s the kind of realization you need to be capable of BEFORE you make the mistake.

So many bones. They’re like trout. Ask me how I know.

Knowing NOTHING can get you that, as we’ve seen.

“Rented Mexican seaside donkey.” Killing it.

You’re gonna want that script to be “italics” then, to further shove down the throats of the unwashed your style bona fides!

it’s not a useless affectation, y’see, it’s WHIMSY!!! Got that now?

Yes, I know the Pantheon is in Rome, presumably built by Romans, but the Greeks came up with entasis, I’m pretty sure.

RR flacks basking in the reflected glow of the ancient Greek master architects and their “entasis.” How perfectly counterfeit and snobby.

Pretty much however much air a cadre of serfs can be forced at sword point to blow into them.

But you’d have to be seen in an Aztec to enjoy those conveniences, and that’s just a non-starter.

I’m a “bespoke couchbuilder” myself. I start with a used IKEA 3 cushion chassis from the Facebook Marketplace “free” category, get it home, brush the grass clippings and cat hair off of it, and then begin the artful layering on of thrice warn and laundry-ready garments for maximal ergonomic comfort and support in a…

Forty years ago, I had a green Sunbeam Arrow sedan with rusty floors and patches of plastic “upholstery” stuck to the primarily yellow-stained foam covered seats. It was a 3 or 4 speed manual, can’t remember which. At one point, I had a glass liter bottle of Coke rolling around on the back floor tub, and it rolled…

That wrong apostrophe in “it’s” would have completely ruined the mood for me.

The holy water foot bath and massager tub, along with the on-board nuclear powered turtleneck sweater hamper. Super high end!

Ooooh! That’s gorgeous! Hadn’t seen that before!