Oh don’t be daft Bradley. At least, like, half of new cars at dealerships are lost to shoplifters.

You’d be even more shocked to know how many buyers want keys and manual window rollers.

It’s a perfectly crommulent word.

This is it. This is the tipping point of the automotive loan debt collapse. People are going to take out 8 year loans to buy these in droves to impress the neighbors. The skies will be torn asunder, babies will wail, hedge fund managers will weep and gnash their teeth.

you have not been paying attention.. they ditched that rule years ago. They don’t do the peoples curse anymore either 

This is also true...but unlike so-called financial experts (not talking to you here) who say the solution is just to “make more money,” the wage situation is well beyond the control of the average consumer. They can control how much they spend.

Yeah, that one body shop in the whole county that is approved to have a megawatt laser.

I’m pretty sure the one in Lloyd is the one I saw, which kinda shows you how rare they are. Like “orange truck in Lloyd” for most other trucks is not going to lead you to one vehicle.

it’s a good thing that texas has so much FREEDOM that there’s no paratransit service

They don’t have to do any of this in Siberia where it routinely gets -40.

Yeah, hell yeah! The long throw of a truck shifter is supremely satisfying.

And THIS: “it’s my last chance to get this out of my system;” this is a bald-faced lie. There is ZERO chance that these sorts of quick questions end, unless your next post is a farewell. (and had better not be that)

 I can’t say strongly enough how disappointed I am with the lack of regular cab trucks on the market today. The truck bed on an suv has gone on long enough. Give us real trucks with real cargo capacity. I don’t need room for additional passengers, so stop trying to force it upon me.

My peen is much too big to drive one of those.

And a usable-length bed to go with those two-fewer doors?

Hot take: The Gladiator is fugly.

The only cab “option” I’ll ever be interested in. Afraid that for now, I’ll be buying used, since near as I can tell every manufacturer today thinks I’m an aspiring railroad Maintenance Of Way crew.

It’s a shame this wasn’t ever an option:

a two-door of this would be quite stunning, I think.

Yes. This. Because trucks are for cargo, not passengers.