This reminds me of a time I was riding the Robotrain (no conductor or engineer) at Hartsfield airport in Atlanta and it kept blowing through terminal stops without slowing down or stopping. After a few of these, the 4 of us on the train started to get nervous and I started thinking about impact strategies. Thankfully,…

1st Gear:

How did a cop in a Taurus catch him?

When is the obsession with angles and creases in car design going to end? This looks like a Transformer.

FYI: Adam has a podcast called “Carcast” which is geared (pardon the pun) towards an audience like Jalopnik’s. Highly recommended.

Sbarro should stick to mall pizza.

There’s a guy (I think he’s an instructor) that runs a Mazda MPV van at Mid-Ohio on track days and he lays down some decent laps. I keep waiting for him to flip but he never does.

The whole idea of drones delivering packages is so silly that I have to laugh.

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Although VW fucked up big time and I’m all for cleaner air, I’d rather see the Dept. of Justice go after real corporate assholes like Wells Fargo, who so far have been fined a pittance for screwing millions of customers.

Yes, sorry, you are correct. I was reading “return” as money returned, not your tax return.

Or a wireless steering wheel.

I think he was referring to the company named Maclaren that makes trollers.

I think the number of replies indicates how popular these cars were.

Are there chardonnay bottle or tampon holders?

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They couldn’t lose any more than they do now...

A tractor would have been just as funny.

Another vote for the “c” word.

You’ve obviously never been to an all-comers track day. There’s always some asshat who manages to find a wall or barrier, even in a car like this.

A focus on family (fathers hanging around), education (not just degrees but ones in fields that pay well) and a recalibration of the “bling” culture” is badly needed in the black community.