With his poor performance and past sexual allegations, he needs all the friends (no pun intended) he can get.

1) Based on the livery, this was a professional driver.

I used to race bicycles (no, I didn’t dope) and we would regularly pass cars and motorcycles going downhill in canyons in Colorado. A bicycle is very nimble.

Even though these incidents are rare and getting way too many headlines, this is exactly why self-driving cars are many years (20?) away, not 5, like some would have you believe.

It was probably planted by a shareholder.

First Gear:

Ummm, where’s the mullet?

Gray hair + hoverboard = fail.

As stupid as these fans are, I’m glad that this sort of peril still exists in this nanny world we live in. It will be a sad day when the Isle of Man TT, Baja, Dakar, and the running of the bulls in Pamplona are outlawed.

Sadly, it won’t matter who drives the Ferraris, Mercedes will continue to kick their ass.

I hope Tesla is taking notes.

There are too many hosts/presenters.

You’ll be writing about them as long as they commit 80% of the crimes.

1st gear:

I have an “internet car” too. It’s a VW and I use my cell phone.

As a young art director for an ad agency, I supervised a TV commercial shoot on the coast of Oregon where we had to catapult a car off of a 200 cliff. This was before CGI, so it was all practical stunts and live action recording.

;)

The firing line with the key fob may be be your best visual ever.

I hope they break up this duo next year so we can see if it’s the drivers or the cars that are superior for Mercedes.

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