Queen Elizabeth: “Can we stop at the next loo?”

We already have a racing series with the cars being more important than the drivers, it’s called Formula One.

I think they both share the same wigmaker.

Champaign is in Illinois.

You’re right. Advertising that bashes the competition, makes feature by feature comparisons, or tries to convince you that the product is hip usually are ineffective when they are trying to fight the market leader, especially when the leader is “cool.”

How about Landau vinyl roofs and fine Corinthian leather?

Cash for Clunkers Part II

I was on a production in LA and we had the weekend off, so my producer and I decided to drive down to Tijuana for the weekend. We had rented a big Cadillac to ferry clients around, so that’s what we drove.

One of the Ford execs probably got sick of being made fun of by his Gross Pointe neighbors for driving a Lincoln, so he bought this.

Good lord, can you imagine the yapping?

This is news? MPG estimates from all companies have been fantasies for years.

You’re assuming that Jalopnik readers have brains...

Quality issues aren’t rare for new models by any manufacturer. The real question is how many will appear when Tesla tries to rush a couple hundred thousand Model 3s out the door.

The white van speaker scam is famous. The distributor recruits fuckups to sell cheap Chinese speakers that are housed in large, fancy cabinets out of vans in parking lots.

The scammers approach young males (the target market for large stereo speakers) and tell them something like “We were making deliveries and these…

Oh what a cute hat.

Whew, glad that’s over.

Maybe Faraday could make bikes?

The people that create this show are rich and live in NYC and likely do not own or drive cars, so these details are way over their heads.

Don’t let Faraday see this, they may try to make it.

Doesn’t have to be US version, or even diesel. They are all dreadful.