Left rear window, eh. Is that what they used to call it.

Are you sure this isn’t Florida?

It’s just like Hertz “NeverLost”!

Wow, this is mysterious, yet somehow appropriate for this sleek car. Is this a drug deal going down? An exchange of top secret information? Or just a guy bumming a smoke from a stranger? What’s he holding? A bazooka? A radar gun? A video camera? So many questions...

Not sure which wig is worse.

You can tell by his line on the track that he’s a rookie driver.

Outstanding. Quote of the day.

Florida. Home of the Fuck-ups.

The doors make perfect sense. They are designed to let Matthew McConnaughey’s’s big head fit in.

How annoying would that be to have a t-shirt flapping all over at 150 mph? It’d bad enough at 40 mph on a boat.

When is last time the words “adornment” and “engender” appeared in a car ad? This thing reads like an English period romance novel.

Click it or ticket? We’ve all been faithfully using seat belts for decades, and by the way, I’m not sure a single ticket has ever been written for not wearing one.

As if we need a game to know how dangerous it is to use a phone (any task) while driving. I wish we all had the mythical ability to make citizen’s arrests and pull over the hoards of soccer moms and teenagers yapping away while they ignore everything around them.

What else is tons of fun under 50 HP?

True story: A bunch of Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn tried to have cyclists banned from their neighborhood because they considered their clothing to be “tempting them to think bad thoughts”, or whatever wacky doctrine they believe in. They chased riders down on foot and they even got a councilman on their side.

Jesus, the whole bulldog mouth grill thing has spread to Korea now. I was hoping Lexus would be the end of it.

Yes, sadly 911 was in a whole different league.

Sorry, saw I was beat to the Lucas punch (line).

The scary thing is that despite the media’s description of these sorts of attacks as “sophisticated” or being planned by a “mastermind”, they are simple and can be carried out by anyone – and they are.

The tapes are unmarked because they are snuff movies.