Oy Waze!

Elephant: “I said unshelled peanuts, dammit!”

Golddigger.

Here’s a more pragmatic approach: Put Mercedes at P1 & 2, everyone else just draw straws.

Towel bars for the beach.

As if we need a reminder that NASCAR is for idiots.

Just make them use Time Warner cable as their ISP. One call to customer service when it goes down would freeze operations for a year.

Oxymoron: Fiat you’ve always wanted.

Does the My Touch Sync system still suck?

(See my other post) Uber drivers make about $12 an hour in most markets, after gas, but before repairs and depreciation. If they add a car loan on top, they will lose money. The turnover is huge because in a few weeks the drivers do the math and realize that McDonald’s and Wal-Mart pay more.

The first thing VW has to do is start building cards that don’t suck.

My GTI is at the dealership today and I got a loaner– a 2016 Passat TDI with 2k miles on it. What a piece of shit. Whiny motor, cheap interior, mushy suspension, spongy steering, it could not be a more anonymous and uninteresting car to drive.

Serious question: Why bring all those tools when you don’t bring tools in a car? Do bikes break down that much?

A joint.

Fantastic copy. When is the last time you saw the words “Hungarian Grouse” in a car ad? I especially like the suggestion that you can sleep in the car, wake up and shoot stuff out the window.

In other news, Joe Gibbs Racing is switching to Briggs & Stratton.

The Wedgie.

I never ride behind these idiots, as there is always golf ball-size gravel leaking out below the rear gate ready to break my windshield.

Why bother? The Civic Si never sold well.

It is oddly attractive. It looks like something out of the movie Cars.

I like Where-O-Where-O is Faro?