It’s a kind of like bicycle hand signals. You’re supposed to raise your left arm into an upright “L” shape to indicate a right hand turn. Idiotic.

If you are not coordinated enough to take your right hand off the handlebars to signal a right-hand turn, you shouldn’t be riding a bike in traffic.

Pontiac Aztek v.2

I owned a Ford Pinto, a Chevy Vega and a Fiat 124 sedan in the early 1980s. Amazingly, the Fiat was by far the best and most reliable of the bunch. What does that say about the Ford and Chevy compacts?

The looks of the livery don’t matter because this car will never be on camera, unless it’s a shot of the frontrunners and it’s being lapped.

Add $2k right off the bat to replace those awful black wheels.

And they all have 100,000 mile warranties.

Two of those women look like David Bowie (R.I.P.).

Real men can admit that they watch the show.

Danny Noonan.

What a girlie man. Also, why is this being filmed?

What else are you going to do in Russia in the winter?

Short of car dealers, there is no more despicable businesses than airlines.

I feel a Big Bopper, Stevie Ray Vaughn incident coming...

You read my dirty mind.

You can’t measure .5 outside of a lab.

How much more crap do you need splashed on a kit to not consider it boring? I think it’s overdone, not boring.

It’s not the boat that’s expensive, it’s the outboard motor. These small skiffs would be $30o-400 used. The Yamahas maybe $3000.

Wow, this brings me back. In high school, the favorite wood shop project was a 9 ft. hydroplane (think hull shaped like 1960s Miss Budweiser). Most guys would put a 20 hp outboard on them and take them out on the Long Island Sound, where, by the way, it can be bumpy.

I’ll bet this kid is 5, he’s just small.

That’s funny, he doesn’t look like a pothead.