Any of mine that my wife wants to drive.

Maybe tires were excluded from your article because they aren’t “cheap” but they are the number one performance enhancement that most drivers can benefit from.

What kind of acid did they use? There’s a few dealers around here that deserve this...

I nominate Matthew McConnaughy’s insipid Lincoln spots. Super cool rich guy driving a crossover? Really?

You would have been better off buying $3,028.71 worth of Apple stock at the time you bought the warranty, and this shitty car.

In 5 years no one will remember any of this. We are a society focused on the “now” and we are pretty forgiving.

Mad Matt: Fury Road 2

You guys do just fine. If you want to see typos, read USA Today. There are dozens in every edition.

The cue ball shifter is a blinking warning sign. What else has been half-assed?

Why fuck with the old logo, it is perfect.

All the more reason to get the fuck outta there.

Utter fail.

Needs chrome/silver engine, wire wheels, the original logo. Also lose the ugly graphics, looks like a Sears bike from the 60s.

I don’t approve of the Iran deal (they hate us and will fuck us at every opportunity) but Israel asking for “compensation” is ridiculous.

My Middle East solution: Ignore them all–save the billions and lives. We don’t need the oil anymore and Israel chose their fate many years ago.

VW GTI= DD&WW

Bought a 1978 Peugeot 405 (actually traded a Pinto wagon for it, another story...) only to discover that the only mechanic in the Atlanta area was an incredibly unorganized, old Algerian who ran this ramshackle junkyard. Repairs and the wait for parts was months, not days.

Ended up selling it to him for parts and…

A new keyboard costs $9...

We used to regularly serve toilet water in water glasses to obnoxious patrons at one of the restaurants I worked at as a teenager.

Any Buick, from the way too short POS Encore show here, to the fake oval vents and the shit-eating grin grills on the others.

If the owners are so stupid to fall for the “Not your grandfather’s Oldsmobile Buick” TV commercials, they deserve to be punched out.

A Bugonda!

I can’t top this. Total c*ntmobile.