If it were stuck in the yard, would it be a lawn Dart?

I imagine you were the only one there who knew what should have been there, assured others there’s no reason to panic, and then looked like a fool because of lies.

Has he ever been to Oshkosh? I’m sure he has.

WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!

You mean this interior:

How to Turn a B-21 Bomber into Air Force One in One Simple Step!

Newer GM cars and trucks activate the reverse lights when the car is put in park and the keys removed(?).

And FFS GM, stop making reverse lights come on when someone parks the damn car. You either:

M22 does not have planetary gears. The notable thing about the m22 is it has helical gears cut at less of an angle than most gear sets. Sometimes incorrectly called straight cut.... they are closer to straight cut, and thus stronger at the cost of making a bit more noise.

The more prudent question is “Can you replace a human heart with an automotive fuel pump?”

I think you’re right, and I am wrong.

lol that’s exactly where i was

When will they finally drop the 1.0L 3 cylinder into the Raptor??

Total side note, the only thing of interest in Ocala (unless you have a crippling meth habit) is the Don Garlits Museum of Drag Racing. They’ve probably got at least 200 or so cars on display, or at least they did when I was last there almost a decade ago.

Car related post:
I’ve always been fascinated by the first gen Honda Insight.

I hear you. I guess it just seems wildly over-complicated to me, when they already have the simplest solution running. Also, how many people are going to smash the hell out of it when they do this:

I have a secret like of the Dakota convertible from the late 80s. Therefore, I like this.

Amazon really needs to step up its collector magnet game...

I see what you did there. And approve.

I FUCKING LOVE LEARNING. David, we need more articles like this from you. Are you the official Jalopnik Technology Correspondent? If not, that should be your title.