What do you call an Italian with no arms? A speech impediment.

I know.

Automatic one star rating if the back-up indicators light up for anything other than backing up. I want to throttle whoever decide it was OK to keep those lit when using the fob to unlock the doors.

Giggity.

Is it too late for a #COTD?

Happens all the time.

Unlimited mileage for one year, of which 50 weeks will be spent sitting in the shop waiting for parts.

ENOUGH. Just give us the California stateside and forget all this nonsense.

My 500 Turbo (a fellow MOPAR, sort of) has a similar setup, though the entire thing is digital sans analogue gauges of any sort. Does yours get the g-meter and “boost gauge” functionality? Both are kind of pointless, but they’re fun. I like the fact that all of the different selections are on separate screens, easily…

The name does come with a lot of baggage and negative association.

Those wheels are hideous. I can’t take this thing seriously. All I can think of is this:

I bet he got off at the wrong station.

The Dodge Charger Daytona and the Plymouth Superbird. Built to dominate Nascar’s high-speed tracks but sold poorly in showrooms due to their high price tags, and decreased performance from to the extra bodywork adding on weight. Stories have been told of dealerships resorting to chopping off the wings and swapping the…

Doug! This is your new car!!!

This was a tough choice, but out of all the cars on there, this was probably the car I fantasized about the most when I was a kid.

2.) Bombay Beach, California

Carhenge, in the middle of nowhere Alliance, Nebraska. Everyone who thinks Cadiallac Ranch is wrong.

It’s Log, It’s Log it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

Nowadays it looks just like a wing you’d see on some Eclipse with more speakers than horsepower.