Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

I don’t care how they do it in Europe, playoffs are good.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

The Chargers play in Nashville now? 

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

Nothing to say about the chargers... but holy shit Jay Cutler averaged 6.5 a carry in short yardage situations??!?!?

That’s not Illinois, that’s a secret character that uses Illinois’ spites but with darker colors. You unlock it by pressing select and start as the game starts.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

Defensive Holding!

Mark Sanchez: [comes out of retirement]

Mark Chmura has entered the chat

You mean because all the Skins players move as though one of their legs is caught in a bear trap?

Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

Me, a Knicks fan:

“I didn’t know NFL teams had homecoming games,” he said. “I thought that was a high school thing.” 

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming