The ‘serious’ runners I’ve known would slather themselves up with Vaseline anywhere that might have friction, actually. The good news is that it works; the bad news is it stains everything (my fave white running top now looks like I have leaky man-nipples). I swear by synthetics, as well, but I think that’s neither…
Better idea: American Idol style elimination contest for national anthem singer. Multiple weeks of people making Fergie’s butchering seem like fine art, it’ll be great!
Seriously, if working out in baggy-ass cotton doesn’t cause you major problems, you’re either a) an unusual person who doesn’t sweat at all, or b) not working out remotely hard enough.
DJR is pretty good at Twitter
Gee, it’s almost like none of these people should be on Twitter at at all!
Honestly I’m starting to hope that fancy office tower burns down with all of them inside. I mean, not really... ok, just a tiny bit...
Your Deadspin colleague David Roth is on the case (concerning Mr. Stevens):
I’m already the lamest, whitest dude out there, and while I won’t go so far as to call myself out-of-shape, I still cannot imagine attempting this in a mascot costume.
In polls, most gun owners in America actually support some forms of gun control. However, they’re a silent majority and are completely drowned out by the absolute craziest, most insane gun owners...
Wait: what if Mooch returns as Chief of Staff?
As a Kings fan, the lottery is my NBA Finals, and I can usually tell where my team will pick by Valentine’s Day.
I saw him play... uh, maybe he was only a freshman? Anyway, that Colgate team came to College Park to play my Terrapins; he was good but I want to say that it was something like a 30 or 40 point beatdown...
Awesome! We have similar numbers, but reversed on the cat/dog axis. Sadly, we haven’t had as much time to do rescue work in recent years (young kids), but every animal we’ve taken in was a ‘reject’ in some way or another. High-five back at you!
As someone who has done more rescue work than the average ‘murican, this makes me happy!
Is that a lot? Seems like a lot... but I’m not hip to kids’ dope jive these days.
So it’s only a matter of time before he gets an appointment to Cheetolini’s administration? Perhaps the No Kneeling Or Having Fun In Sports Czar?
I’m more concerned about the weird notch in her shoulder through which the dude’s thumb is hooked. WTF is that??
It’s the sort of beating that anyone named “Brayden” deserves. (See also: Jayden, Kayden, Raylee, Haylee, Braylynn, etc.)
The promise of a dumb-as-fuck IT vs. Ball family beef is far and away the best part of all of this.