The graphic designer at the NFL who came up with that memo-document-image template should be suspended from the graphic design profession for the rest of his life.

Many people are saying this, they’re just beautiful rumors, perfect rumors about how Rudi downs a fifth before each TV appearance. Believe me.

Heh, this is going to put a real crimp into Rudes’ forthcoming need to hire a criminal defense attorney, as he keeps on loudly proclaiming his guilt on TV. Unless his plan is to plead out, and god I hope not because it would be fitting for this fucker to die (of old age) in prison.

We’ll see. Haldeman did time for lying to Congress, among other things so it’s not impossible. Also, don’t forget that the rotting orange lump we’re talking about is both mentally declining and the kind who chucks people under the bus as needed.

Conjecture for which I have zero proof: Tori Symonds intentionally did this either to get fired or because s/he is just another backstabbing weasel in the zoo of backstabbing weasels that is this administration, or maybe both!

What part of

1. It’s a memo, not the full transcript.

+1 Larry Eustachy

goddamnit I made this joke before you other three motherfuckers

SUAVE!

Texas Rep. Dan Crenshaw has made a career out of his status as a combat veteran, leaning into the belief that those who have fought for our country in battle are worthier citizens than those who have not.

One city alone should not have to endure being home to both the Dolphins AND Marlins.

The odds of him being into Q-anon bullshit are, like, 1:1, right?

Am I doing this right?

Maybe Schefter and Rapoport have the exact same sources and they all just like Schefter a little bit better?

A move like this is really going to raise some eyebrows

It’s only a matter of time until he’s doing gay porn, right?

In this era of disagreement and division, it’s great to know we can put aside our differences and all come together to cheer the injury of a high-profile rapey douchebag.

It’s a different sport played on a different surface with different equipment?