Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

apples and mandarins

On the most generous possible read, the NBA-China news cycle has revealed just how little players and coaches have ever considered the ethical stakes of doing business with an authoritarian state.

If you paid attention to ESPN channels yesterday

Don;’t worry, there are still plenty of male Democratic candidates you can move to before claiming you’re “forced” to pick Trump.

Dude...She apologized to and received forgiveness from leadership of the tribe from which she claimed ancestry. Case closed.

Have you made any headway into finding out who the trolls who shit up these comment sections 7 days a week are?

Can someone at Splinter please explain why the holy fuckballs you always have Tomato ungrayed? His tedious trolling bullshit is long-term harmful to every political ideal you authors here otherwise promote.

No one respects anything you have to say and you should consider that before you ever post again.

Having seen the inner workings of more than one school board, I have observed that schools routinely “fire” teachers by getting them to resign. The reason is very simple: if a teacher resigns, the district doesn't have to deal with the union, especially if the district accepts the resignation "with regret" (and a cozy…

So... further proof that Elizabeth Warren fucks?

and (b) compelled whoever’s in charge to slot the Browns in four primetime games this season

In a shocking development, Adam Silver and the NBA are no more socially conscious or woke than Goodell and the NFL. It’s just that their pressure points come from mainland China rather than MAGA jorts territory.

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

This.  Fuck them and fuck spineless Fertitta and his garbage steakhouses.  Support the HK protests.

I kind of love how China throwing a gigantic tantrum is drawing vastly more attention to the tweet and thus the issue at hand. The Streisinorand Effect.

It appears the blackout may be underway