Since you can really never have too many:

Wow, that Houston Rockets fellow certainly jumped way right, fired away from a safe distance, and claimed ownership of it all.

Not that this idea is new or anything, but one more time for the people in the back: stating that you are not / don’t want to be political is very much taking a political position.

Fertitta did not say whether he speaks for the Houston Rockets when he calls the Bushes the most “extraordinary political family” in American history, says Donald Trump is doing “a great job,” harps about having to give his employees healthcare, harps again about the minimum wage, says socialism “scares the hell” out…

It says a lot about a man who in one breath will decry the evils of socialism while doing his best to appease the worlds most populous “socialist republic” in the next. 

You’re hearing this more and more these days

Man, Dabo Swinney’s gonna have his hands full with this mess once Dan Snyder convinces him to leave Clemson and take the Washington job.

How else are you supposed to ride a bicycle in Australia?

If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...

kamikaze mission straight into the side of schmuck mountain

Now that I know she’s fucking I just slid into her DM’s. Fingers crossed 

Thanks to Wohl, Warren has now locked down the cougar vote.

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

Ya this is not the flex they think it is.

I sent $55. Hit that shit 10% harder, Miz Warren. 

Even allowing for the gender double-standard that Wohl articulated which surely exists within the dimmer segment of our society, I still cannot get over that these two dipshits think carrying on an extramarital affair would be career-ending in the era of Trump.

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

+1 Mutara Nebula

Khan is intelligent, but not experienced.