I don’t know why you’re so snarky. I thought the school’s PR department expressed it eloquently in their hiring announcement: “Liberty is happy to hire anyone regardless of their track record of philandering, abetting sex crimes, racism, antisemitism, whatever, to show our commitment to loving everyone and giving them…

A big part of the expansion of Evangelism came from Southerners setting up their own schools because they didn’t accept the end of segregation.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

Don’t leave out this:

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

This is the stupidity we’re dealing with. 

How many? Not anywhere near as many as should.

This description really undersells how bad Hader was. He still should’ve gotten out of it, if not for Zimmerman’s bloop falling in between everybody, but had no command and earned those runs.

Bill Buckner, God rest his soul, cringed at that error.

Well now we know who put this ad up in the NYC subway today

“Geriatric political sub/dom”: the Pornhub search we were forced to watch on CNN.

people in abusive relationships often have trouble leaving their abusive partners.

and frothy-mouthed cable news fuck-up Rudy Giuliani

Which would be great if, you know, Facebook actually paid what they owed in taxes and didn’t exist essentially as a subsidized conglomerate that actively contributed to genocide internationally with no oversight from any kind of government organization.

People like you have been whining about this for about 30 years.

Would you prefer still using a rotary phone?

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.